Galactus wrote:
And unless your max dex is 21 or over, you can't even dance to all of the songs... assuming you are not under attack.
Hmmm....
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dance
You begin to dance.
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You continue to dance.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'Beat the Drums!
You begin to sing.
You sing: Beat the drums!  Sound the horns!  
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You sing: Loose our fury, the battle calls!  
You continue to dance.
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sing 'Beat the Drums!
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'Bind Me in Music's Safety
You begin to sing.
You sing: Batter my faltering heart,
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You sing: Battle my bloody body,
You continue to dance.
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You sing: But you will find no quarter,
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'The Gift of the Song
You begin to sing.
You sing: Wounds and cuts and savage stings,
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You sing: Bind them up as my voice sings,
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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sing 'Mystical Energies
You continue to dance.
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You begin to sing.
You sing: Mystical energies, I call to thee,
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You sing: Gather your forces to empower me.  
You have become better at songs of magic!
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'Lift Your Feet
You begin to sing.
You sing: Dance, dance, dance,
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You sing: To my music!  
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'When Songs Do Battle
You begin to sing.
You sing: The world alive with words,
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You sing: The air filled with music,
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'Strange Happenstance
You begin to sing.
You sing: Magic the spells.  Magic, dispel.  
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You sing: All around me is greatness, that comes not from magic,
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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sing 'I Hear Widows Crying
You begin to sing.
You sing: I hear waters running.  
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You sing: Winds rustle the leaves.  
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'Peaceful Release
You begin to sing.
You sing: So lay down your weary head,
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You sing: Try and sleep now.  
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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sing 'The Hammer Falls
You begin to sing.
You sing: The hammer falls,
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You sing: Our brother passes.  
You continue to dance.
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sing
You stop singing.
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You continue to dance.
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dance
You stop dancing.
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 o [Attributes] XXXXXXXXXX                                                   o
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 o    Status: XXXXXXXXXX       Race: Human            Class: Bard            o
 o  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX                         o
 o Alignment: XXXXXXXXXX   Handiness: Left handed   Religion: XXXXXX         o
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 o       STR: Powerful           INT: Brilliant          WIS: Wise           o
 o       DEX: Nimble             CON: Durable            CHA: Dynamic        o
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 o Carrying capacity: 20 items with a maximum weight of 273.5 pounds.        o
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