Haha, all that debate over a tick of regen. Try this on for size.
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A ragged male gnome's voodoo spirits appear and cause you to contort in pain!  
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
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l self
You are hurt far too bad for that.
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eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>     a hematite ring (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a hematite ring (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a dragonglass choker (superb)
<worn around neck>   a silver and blue chain (brand new)
<worn on body>       the scales of a webbed shocker (brand new)
<worn on head>       the Helm of Gods' Blessings (brand new)
<worn on legs>       some leggings of swirling darkness (brand new)
<worn on feet>       boots made from the skin of a spinagon (brand new)
<worn on hands>      gloves made from the skin of a glabrezu (brand new)
<worn on arms>       some sleeves of swirling darkness (brand new)
<worn about body>    a backpack made from the skin of a glabrezu (brand new)
<worn about waist>   a wide belt rimmed with arrowheads (brand new)
<worn around wrist>  something
<worn around wrist>  something
<right hand>         (Humming) a holy sword of the archangel (brand new)
<left hand>          (Humming) a sword of lightning (brand new)
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who
[--- ---] Mesothel of the Dark Blades.
[--- ---] Ayiena.
[--- ---] Balaquu Kr'Slar Knight-Commander of the Hammer of Light
[--- ---] Tylanis Kaemon
[--- ---] Curbati the adventurous swashbuckler
[PAR Swa] [MIDNIGHT] Valthanos - Blademaster, Imperial Paramount.
[--- ---] Eliwyn Temisah Quae, Priestess of Aludra
[--- ---] Kahean - Acolyte of the Raven
[--- ---] Tyranus Warlock Griffoness, Servant to the Lord of the Elements
[--- ---] Zlata Sonel.
[--- ---] Molert Jevonite, Herald of Elements
[--- ---] Aragothia the clueless newbie
[--- ---] Lotas, Martial Artist
[--- ---] Sattarh Boh.  Freiceadan a Cruthachadh.
[--- ---] Garoad Silentwings of the Desert Green-Sands.
[--- ---] Havrith Lindal, seeking to become a servant of the White Flame
[--- ---] Delon,Wandering Barbarian
[--- ---] Kirana 
[--- ---] Karvik Railan Loyal to the TeRon Resistance
[--- ---] Kaldi Moonseeker, Quae sister. DA
[--- ---] Nataysha Nuarlina
(C)ontinue - (R)efresh - (B)ack - (H)elp - (Q)uit [RETURN]:
[--- ---] Narud.
[--- ---] Syiber Lindal Treairen, Last of his Family, Young scout of the Wood.
[--- ---] Sephadar.
[--- ---] Prettz Aethola, in search of self.
[--- ---] Lardic The Lovable oaf
[--- ---] Grunk.
[--- ---] Gradeoth.
[--- ---] Kelson Antonius
[--- ---] Timith Deion
[--- ---] Bael.
[--- ---] Ferney the clueless newbie
[--- ---] Tenshi Ryu, Silent Rose, Head Quae.
[--- ---] Scorsese The Wolf, Archmage of Pyrathia.
[--- ---] Brean, resident of Taslamar
[--- ---] Vaebryn Treppes Blessed  Knight of Grey.   DA
[PAR ---] Andreya, Golden Eyes, Guardian Talon
[--- ---] Voorhesh the clueless newbie
[--- ---] Xiao Orion, the solitary fox
[--- ---] Lasken.
[--- ---] Triskal warrior of light, seeking Truth
[--- ---] Aalderk Bloodmourne of the Pure Blood.
(C)ontinue - (R)efresh - (B)ack - (H)elp - (Q)uit [RETURN]:
[--- ---] Alastair Xandros - Warrior of Truth - Taslamaran Patriot
[--- ---] Siaa Tal'yi, Servant of LadyLove
[--- ---] Mynaqua Mel'nas Cleric of the Elements
[--- ---] Tolpon Helm - Idatsa-teh Missionary of the Elements
[--- ---] Minaka Quae, Maiden of the Mist.
[--- ---] Equisol.
[--- ---] Naresuan Ashenflare - Page of Lord Order
[--- ---] Ashith Tal'hak, Knight Marshal of Dawn, Commander of Nerina
[--- ---] Gailard  D'Narashal
[--- ---] Shugar Guardian of Love, Devotion, and Compassion.
[--- ---] Dartagn the clueless newbie
[--- ---] Enagryn.
[--- ---] Kzin.
[--- ---] Amaya High Priestess of the Weaver, Last of the First
Players found: 56
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You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
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aff
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 o [Affects] Valthanos, - Blademaster, Imperial Paramount.                   o
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 o Affect: 'armor'                                                           o
 o Affect: 'giant strength' affecting strength                               o
 o Affect: 'fly'                                                             o
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l self
You are hurt far too bad for that.
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att
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 o [Attributes] Valthanos - Blademaster, Imperial Paramount.                 o
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 o    Status: Grand Master      Race: Half-elf         Class: Swashbuckler   o
 o       Age: 49                 Sex: Male              Size: Medium         o
 o Alignment: Miscreant    Handiness: Right handed  Religion: Pantheist      o
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 o       STR: Titanic            INT: Smart              WIS: Naive          o
 o       DEX: Acrobatic          CON: Durable            CHA: Sociable       o
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 o Carrying capacity: 23 items with a maximum weight of 475 pounds.          o
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sc
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 o [Scores] Valthanos, - Blademaster, Imperial Paramount.                    o
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 o    Status: Grand Master      Race: Half-elf         Class: Swashbuckler   o
 o   Kingdom: Empire           Cabal: The Midnight Council (Member)          o
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 o     Coins: zero                                                           o
 o  Carrying: 15/23 items                   Load: 290/475 pounds             o
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 o    Health: Massacred       Mental: Fizzling      Physical: Fresh          o
 o Attribute points: 0        Wimpy:   0 percent    Mode: Kill/Defensive     o
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 o You are thirsty.                                                          o
 o You are hungry.                                                           o
 o You are mortally wounded.                                                 o
 o You are at the half-way point of your journey to the next level.          o
 o You have played 601 hour(s) so far.                                       o
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l self
You are hurt far too bad for that.
-=(HP:|  0%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
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who ruephus
That's not a valid search parameter.
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who rupheus
That's not a valid search parameter.
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You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
-=(HP:|  0%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
-=(HP:|  0%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
-=(HP:|  2%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
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st
You are hurt far too bad for that.
-=(HP:|  5%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
-=(HP:|  5%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
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st
You are hurt far too bad for that.
-=(HP:|  8%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
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st
You are hurt far too bad for that.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
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quit
You're not DEAD yet.
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The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
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You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
-=(HP:| 15%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
st
You are hurt far too bad for that.
-=(HP:| 15%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
The chain gets colder on your neck, and you feel stronger.
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l self
You are hurt far too bad for that.
-=(HP:| 18%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
-=(HP:| 18%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
-=(HP:| 18%|ME:| 72%|PE:|100%|Coin:zero)=-
st
You are hurt far too bad for that.
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You feel better!
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st
You are already standing.
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l
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
The wind begins to blow from the west.
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The Northern End of the Fortress
  Three neat rows of tents hide the eastern wall of the fortress from view.
Each tent has a tripod of spears outside its entrance.  The smell of cooking
pervades this locale for most hours of the day.  A gated dock entrance
allows for the docking of boats traveling up the River of Rage.   
   It's clear, mild, and calm.  
Obvious exits: n(closed) e(closed) s
A gaunt, haggard slave stands here shivering slightly.
A gaunt, haggard slave stands here shivering slightly.
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ss 'ooc: thnx.
You say ''ooc: thnx.'
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Someone tells you ' ooc:  No problem.'
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Karvik tells you 'Those spirits hurt at all?'
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repl $0$I$ A bit, didnt kill me though.
You reply to Karvik 'A bit, didnt kill me though.'
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A friendly Imm helped me out there at the end.
18% life and mortally wounded, isn't that a trick.